same lol stuffs i found on the net

- My friend got arrested by a girl cop, she was pretty cute too, she said anything you say can and will be held against you....he sat there for a while and said 'tits'

- Friend: Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z , wait, shit.

- Friend: Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant.

Me: Right click. (totally owned)

- My friend: "Hey did you know it's breast cancer awareness month. You know.. breasts are awesome, and we should protect them"

- Girl: Is swimming good for your figure?

Boy: If swimming good for figure, explain whales to me.

- I found a black-flavoured condom in my room. What the fuck does black-flavour taste like?

-How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants

-My MSN name: d-_-b

friend: how u make that inverted b?
friend: wait
friend: never mind

school sucks

time to make it better